Not that not all words in a language aren't essential… but they aren't. If you are stranded somewhere where no one speaks the same language as you it's a little more important to learn how to say things like:
"My name is ___"
"Where is the bathroom?"
"I need to use the telephone."
"Please help me!"
rather than less important things like:
"To be, or not to be: that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler… blah blah blah." Well, you get the idea.
Which is why I've created what I am calling: CAROLINE'S TOP 10 MOST IMPORTANT SIGNS THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW, or CTTMISTYSK for short.
Know how to introduce yourself. It's important, because you're important, and people need to know who you are. You're a big deal!
Also know how to sign your name. When introducing yourself you sign your name using the alphabet. Learn your name, seriously I'm just trying to save you embarrassment. Nothing seems stupider than not even knowing how to spell your own name.
Here is the alphabet
You need to know how to be polite, and that includes asking people how they are, to which they will almost always respond with: "Good"
Seriously though have you ever had a conversation with an acquaintance what didn't include "Hi, how are you?"
It's very important to ask if someone is deaf or hearing. It isn't considered rude. Deaf people are in no ways ashamed of being deaf, and it is not a disability.
4. Bathroom
When ya gotta go, you gotta go.
nom nom nom
How are you ever going to get things if you don't know how to ask for them?
7. Slower
This one is very important, especially for those just learning ASL. Deaf people can sign ridiculously fast. It's amazing, I don't know how they do it! While beautiful, it can be very hard to understand if you are not fluent, so you can use this sign to ask them to repeat and slow down.
Salutations! These are easy!
9. Thank you
You may know this sign from the The Gratitude Campaign, which you can watch here:
I'm not sure if this ever actually caught on, or what variation of thank you they are using (I sign it from the lips, not the chest), but it's a good application.
10. Annoying
Being a teenage girl, I am required by the laws of nature to find things annoying. So this is just a sign of a word that I find people use very frequently to express their emotions. Unfortunately there isn't a sign that mean "annoying" exactly, but this works well enough.
11. Help
Whether you've been kidnapped, your car broke down, or you just need a little help with your math homework.
12. I love you
Aw this is corny, but I think it's cute to know how to say I love you in multiple languages. Most people already know this sign.
Ooops, I guess its actually Caroline's Top 12 Signs…. at least the acronym stays the same!
CTTMISTYSK